- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
(Source: toddssteakhouse, via fawnfloura)
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via harryrella
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